<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:16:54.527+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Guess What?</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>40</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-9047928280883252441</id><published>2009-09-10T18:42:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T19:15:23.348+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Kena Pranked</title><content type='html'>Oh damnit! Kena sabo! Last Sunday, I was debating whether to go for the home econs test... 想来想去，还是不知道，便打给&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;林承洋&lt;/span&gt;先生。Haha, just playing with chinese... Anyways, here is the conversation...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: Hello? 请问我可以跟承洋讲话吗？&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Person on the other line (His grandma): 哎呀不要烦他啦！他在做他的功课！！！&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then she hung up on me..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was like OMG&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I SMS him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: Hello tmr u going home econ test or not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him: You go then I go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: I think I not going.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him: So you going or not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LCY is so damn irritating!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then later in the night i receive a message:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"To those pupils register 20 to 39, pls come to cook for the coursework tomorrow at 8am in the home econs room. Remember to bring your ingredients. Good Luck."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I replied back "Must wear school uniform?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a super damn long time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reply: Yes. Btw, who are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG how does that person send an SMS to my number without even knowing my name????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway I still went there... A few boys also came along but we waited for damn long, Mrs Kumar still never come, so they went to check with the general office...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kena pranked, so damn angry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then some of us went to Mac to eat our breakfast...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jian Long ordered a Mcflurry (I forgot how to spell) and Cheng Yang was talking some crap about Jian Long, saying later will get stomachache...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this post long? Cos its gonna end here...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-9047928280883252441?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/9047928280883252441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/09/kena-pranked.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/9047928280883252441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/9047928280883252441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/09/kena-pranked.html' title='Kena Pranked'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-1196845495444141320</id><published>2009-08-23T09:17:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-23T09:23:31.053+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sound Of Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;Hey guys! Watch this video. More than 200 dancers performed their version of "Do Re Mi", in the Central Station of Antwerp. With just 2 rehearsals they created this amazing stunt! Those 4 fantastic minutes started on the 23 of march 2009, 08:00 AM. It was a promotion stunt for a Belgian television program, where they were looking for someone to play the leading role, in the musical of "The Sound of Music".&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-1196845495444141320?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/1196845495444141320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/08/sound-of-music.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1196845495444141320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1196845495444141320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/08/sound-of-music.html' title='The Sound Of Music'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6851945196070236890</id><published>2009-08-22T08:32:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T08:59:06.840+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Falling sick</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Wednesday 19 July&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;Yay our group from infocomm, Starstruck, was shortlisted for Splash Awards 2009 and were invited to display our works at the Marketplace Splash Awards Ceromony. Naturally, we were very happy to hear this but when we got there...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Tall RI Boys In Long Pants!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Tall HCI Students!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Tanjong Katong Students In Long Pants!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;And our group...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Shorties (Including Me)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Sec ones!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Short pants!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ffff;"&gt;Thats like... so unfair!&lt;br /&gt;Difference in level &amp;amp; height...&lt;br /&gt;Difference in length of shorts...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So of course... You can guess what happened...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;WE LOST!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;Our work was a far cry compared to theirs... At least got souvenier...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9966;"&gt;The next day, after I came back from tuition, suddenly feel that I got fever.&lt;br /&gt;My mother brought me to see doctor. The doctor diagnosed me as having Influenza like illness....&lt;br /&gt;OMG now have to stay home for 7 days... nothing to do.... maybe it is time to recuperate for my lost sleep.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6851945196070236890?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6851945196070236890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/08/falling-sick.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6851945196070236890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6851945196070236890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/08/falling-sick.html' title='Falling sick'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-3980012093453674900</id><published>2009-07-26T20:11:00.007+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T18:56:17.113+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Things so singaporean</title><content type='html'>This song has a more catchy tune than the NDP 2009 theme song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="300" height="250"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BIW7i0UT5j0&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BIW7i0UT5j0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="250"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-3980012093453674900?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/3980012093453674900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/things-so-singaporean.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3980012093453674900'/><link 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href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/wash-your-hands-too.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6159798397432482794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6159798397432482794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/wash-your-hands-too.html' title='Wash Your Hands Too!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-8970260535898721468</id><published>2009-07-12T12:40:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T20:44:21.575+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Watch this</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;object name="movie" width="300" height="250" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyr5AaSgw9c&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyr5AaSgw9c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="250"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-8970260535898721468?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/8970260535898721468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/watch-this.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8970260535898721468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8970260535898721468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/watch-this.html' title='Watch this'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5057320213256033585</id><published>2009-07-07T16:31:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T16:44:31.663+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Simple Mathematics</title><content type='html'>Tired of the old boring, DIFFICULT Mathematics? Indices? Simultaneous Eqn? Don't worry, here are some simple ones for you!!! :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt; ROMANCE MATHEMATICS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Smart man + smart woman = romance&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Smart man + dumb woman = affair&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Dumb man + smart woman = marriage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;____________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;OFFICE  ARITHMETIC &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Smart boss +  smart employee = profit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Smart boss + dumb employee = production&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Dumb  boss + smart employee = promotion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;_____________________________    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;SHOPPING  MATH  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;A man will pay $20  for a $10 item he needs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#00cccc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;_____________________________&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;GENERAL  EQUATIONS &amp;amp; STATISTICS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;A successful woman is one who can find such a man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;HAPPINESS  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;To be happy with  a man, you must understand &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;him a lot and love him a little.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;To be happy  with a woman, you must love her &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;a lot and not try to understand her at all.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;______________________________  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;LONGEVITY  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;Married men live  longer than single men do, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;but married men are a lot more willing to die.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;PROPENSITY  TO CHANGE  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A woman marries a  man expecting he will &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;change,but he doesn't. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A man marries a woman expecting that she &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;won't change, and she does. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; _____________________________  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;DISCUSSION  TECHNIQUE  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;A woman has the  last word in any argument.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Anything a man says after that is the  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;beginning of a new argument.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;HOW  TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;ABOUT GETTING MARRIED  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Old aunts used  to come up to me at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;telling  me, "You're next." They stopped after I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;started doing the same thing to them  at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;funerals.   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5057320213256033585?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5057320213256033585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/simple-mathematics.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5057320213256033585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5057320213256033585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/07/simple-mathematics.html' title='Simple Mathematics'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-2620743273791548292</id><published>2009-06-07T21:18:00.011+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T10:27:44.017+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The update of the orange blog...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;You know, the holidays does not seem much of a holiday as before... CCA today, CCA tomorrow...I am so damn busy!!! And I went back to school for the girl guides camp...( Don't get the wrong idea, I am not a girl... I went there for duty :P )&lt;br /&gt;And my duty was so easy!!! ( Just press the blank button during the slideshow! ) 可怜的Rainer and Andris...They had to control the music!!! Muhahahahahaha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways I got my club tee on thursday:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Tee...&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivCmyH3LmI/AAAAAAAAADI/IyOUHpYpw2c/s1600-h/DSCF0482.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344579354350792290" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivCmyH3LmI/AAAAAAAAADI/IyOUHpYpw2c/s320/DSCF0482.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivEGJBhI0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/lXAMnIK02Es/s1600-h/DSCF0479.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344580992585769794" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 319px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivEGJBhI0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/lXAMnIK02Es/s320/DSCF0479.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivEGJBhI0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/lXAMnIK02Es/s1600-h/DSCF0479.JPG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivFcFEipJI/AAAAAAAAADY/z41iKrlfjaw/s1600-h/DSCF0481.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344582468993459346" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivFcFEipJI/AAAAAAAAADY/z41iKrlfjaw/s320/DSCF0481.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivEGJBhI0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/lXAMnIK02Es/s1600-h/DSCF0479.JPG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivEGJBhI0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/lXAMnIK02Es/s1600-h/DSCF0479.JPG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivFcb5NzaI/AAAAAAAAADg/tvLLjpYm5K4/s1600-h/DSCF0480.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344582475119971746" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivFcb5NzaI/AAAAAAAAADg/tvLLjpYm5K4/s320/DSCF0480.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;And I was like so tired after I came back from the camp... ( It ended at 10 pm!!! )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Furthermore, I went to school at 10am, had to wait for 12 hours... Not my fault , they told me to wait in school...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Now that I got my CCA tee, I wonder when I will get my class tee...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-2620743273791548292?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/2620743273791548292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/06/update-of-orange-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/2620743273791548292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/2620743273791548292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/06/update-of-orange-blog.html' title='The update of the orange blog...'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SivCmyH3LmI/AAAAAAAAADI/IyOUHpYpw2c/s72-c/DSCF0482.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-2532010505985759123</id><published>2009-05-26T19:52:00.006+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T20:47:34.779+08:00</updated><title type='text'>2nd performance by Susan Boyle</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Yay the second video is here!!!&lt;br /&gt;If you have not seen her first performance, go to one of my previous posts...It is there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;Memory&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="250" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CmWCqIVQpEI&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CmWCqIVQpEI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="250"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Haha Simon Cowell apologised!!! I can't believe it!!! Oh and she went into the final, will be on the lookout...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-2532010505985759123?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/2532010505985759123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/2nd-performance-by-susan-boyle.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/2532010505985759123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/2532010505985759123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/2nd-performance-by-susan-boyle.html' title='2nd performance by Susan Boyle'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6387803043392481726</id><published>2009-05-24T18:37:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T20:57:17.187+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Again...IPW...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Haiz...IPW again!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Ya so we went to Cheng Yang's house today again...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;For internet safety, I will not post this real picture, only part of it...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Here it is:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339368788878359442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/Shk_n9Hm-5I/AAAAAAAAADA/poEE2dwP81U/s320/DSCF0406.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Haha, lunch time was even funnier...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;You know Rainer? He ordered one plate of steamed chicken rice, one plate of lemon chicken rice and finally one plate of bean sprouts...Amazing! I coudn't belive a boy of his size could eat so much!!! Moreover, it is much more than me!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;And Cheng yang said he wanted to go easy on Rainer when playing table tennis and guess what? Rainer won!!! I think Cheng yang must be very pissed off, for he wanted a rematch! And this time, he was not gonna give in... In the end _________ thrashed _________. (Fill in the blanks yourself ! Don't worry, the answer is obvious!!)   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Ooh and OMG! Cheng Yang was playing handphone games and he won! He could not contain his excitement and shouted "I Won!!!". At the same time, he played a melodious tune..."POOT!....."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Ok sarcasm he farted. Oh shit he will kill me if he sees this... Never mind...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Be prepared...Better run when I see Cheng yang tomorrow. HAHAHAHA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6387803043392481726?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6387803043392481726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/againipw.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6387803043392481726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6387803043392481726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/againipw.html' title='Again...IPW...'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/Shk_n9Hm-5I/AAAAAAAAADA/poEE2dwP81U/s72-c/DSCF0406.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6957372449140963652</id><published>2009-05-15T13:18:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T20:02:13.103+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Finally...IT'S OVER!!!</title><content type='html'>Yay the exams are finally over yipeee!!! Just had my Drama exam...I think i forgot how to do the questions tikam tikam 写下来的.(Just don't understand why our school has Drama for exams.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Joshua asked the teacher to wish us good luck for the exams...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: Mr Tan, why u never wish us good luck one?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr Tan: (long pause)...Ok lah good luck lah...Happy now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That was only part of it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: Mr Tan u got A1 in chinese right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lung Hao: He get A1 in chinese but that does not mean he got A1 for English what..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr Tan: Lung Hao u want to stand outside is it? Being teacher very good, u make noise I can send u outside one u know? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yah so the whole class finished the drama paper like within 25 minutes or so and were lying down on the table for a nap, just like the one i am going to take now...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yawn...Bye then...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6957372449140963652?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6957372449140963652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/fianllyits-over.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6957372449140963652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6957372449140963652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/fianllyits-over.html' title='Finally...IT&apos;S OVER!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-3884475129741434479</id><published>2009-05-13T16:10:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T16:15:18.181+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lame videos</title><content type='html'>I think I should post silly videos more often...LOL&lt;br /&gt;Pls note: This video is highly ____( Fill in the blank with whatever you think it is.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e4XnplSo8I4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e4XnplSo8I4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1zGvQ9WcWg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1zGvQ9WcWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-3884475129741434479?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/3884475129741434479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/lame-videos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3884475129741434479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3884475129741434479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/lame-videos.html' title='Lame videos'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-252331044977208691</id><published>2009-05-11T07:23:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T07:26:27.641+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Changing blogskin again</title><content type='html'>Yup, I am changing my blogskin again...cos I was sick of the old one, even though it was cute...&lt;br /&gt;I think I should change my blogskin more often during exam period...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok nothing much to say so......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bubye!!!!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-252331044977208691?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/252331044977208691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/changing-blogskin-again.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/252331044977208691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/252331044977208691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/changing-blogskin-again.html' title='Changing blogskin again'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-3449803900559714894</id><published>2009-05-10T21:57:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T22:04:12.756+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The HR E-Mail</title><content type='html'>THE HR E-MAIL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E-mail one&lt;br /&gt;Attention: Human Resources&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found&lt;br /&gt;hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without&lt;br /&gt;wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never&lt;br /&gt;thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always&lt;br /&gt;finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended&lt;br /&gt;measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping&lt;br /&gt;coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no&lt;br /&gt;vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound&lt;br /&gt;knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be&lt;br /&gt;classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be&lt;br /&gt;dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be&lt;br /&gt;promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be&lt;br /&gt;executed as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Project Leader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E-mail two&lt;br /&gt;Attention: Human Resources&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Project Leader&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-3449803900559714894?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/3449803900559714894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/hr-e-mail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3449803900559714894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3449803900559714894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/hr-e-mail.html' title='The HR E-Mail'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6926876120531308564</id><published>2009-05-01T18:17:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T18:26:01.861+08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's the talent that counts..not looks</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="376" width="464"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/702974"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/702974" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="350" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/index/susan-boyle-stuns-crowd-with-epic-singing.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Observe and see the judges face before and after she sings... What do you notice? Well, in the starting, &lt;s&gt;Simon Cowell&lt;/s&gt; Everyone was like so critical about her looks... Then later, it was amazing... the whole crowd was stunned, the judges faces changed immediately...it was &lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;unbelievable&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6926876120531308564?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6926876120531308564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/its-talent-that-countsnot-looks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6926876120531308564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6926876120531308564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/05/its-talent-that-countsnot-looks.html' title='It&apos;s the talent that counts..not looks'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5804136608712687953</id><published>2009-04-26T17:55:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-26T18:21:03.153+08:00</updated><title type='text'>What should I name this post...? Oh yeah! IPW!!!</title><content type='html'>Today very fun...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We went to Cheng Yang's house to do our IPW...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's a picture of our little host (Cheng Yang):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SfQxZxHBqII/AAAAAAAAAC4/3KJDyq3To0Y/s1600-h/le-mallard-duckling.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328938577835436162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 262px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SfQxZxHBqII/AAAAAAAAAC4/3KJDyq3To0Y/s320/le-mallard-duckling.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I know our little host looks stupid so please bear with him (Cheng Yang)...&lt;br /&gt;Ps: I did not post his picture for internet safety...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And guess what his mother bought for us for lunch...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;______ rice (Ya know...Zhao Wei's favourite...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok Ok the answer is...&lt;br /&gt;......................................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chicken rice!!!&lt;br /&gt;Lame I know...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we had a "who eats chicken rice the fastest" competition and guess who won?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Zhao Wei&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Rainer Kwan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Nhien&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cheng Yang&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Me!!!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;So bad... It wasn't me... The winner was Nhien...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After eating we went to play table tennis..So fun!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Cheng Yang is so gonna get it from me in school tomorrow...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I nearly got lost while searching for the seven eleven bus stop!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, that's all for 2day...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5804136608712687953?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5804136608712687953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-should-i-name-this-post-oh-yeah.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5804136608712687953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5804136608712687953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-should-i-name-this-post-oh-yeah.html' title='What should I name this post...? Oh yeah! IPW!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SfQxZxHBqII/AAAAAAAAAC4/3KJDyq3To0Y/s72-c/le-mallard-duckling.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-3853424009183432056</id><published>2009-04-21T19:03:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T19:04:54.123+08:00</updated><title type='text'>What old people do for fun</title><content type='html'>A very silly video. Pls enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6y1e0skfJts&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6y1e0skfJts&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-3853424009183432056?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/3853424009183432056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-old-people-do-for-fun.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3853424009183432056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3853424009183432056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-old-people-do-for-fun.html' title='What old people do for fun'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-3885929909358080836</id><published>2009-04-18T10:42:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-18T11:03:30.950+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Birthday Niamy!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/"&gt;&lt;img alt="zwani.com myspace graphic comments" src="http://images.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/images/21.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/" target="_blank"&gt;Myspace Happy Birthday Comments &amp;amp; Graphics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/left&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SORRY THERE WERE NO VIDEOS POSTED THE VIDEOS ARE ALL THE SAME ON YOUTUBE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-3885929909358080836?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/3885929909358080836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-birthday-niamy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3885929909358080836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/3885929909358080836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-birthday-niamy.html' title='Happy Birthday Niamy!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5235954068686691263</id><published>2009-04-14T21:02:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T13:02:40.838+08:00</updated><title type='text'>What do you see?</title><content type='html'>What do you see?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSKtbl4fbI/AAAAAAAAACQ/_K1YFMsa1Es/s1600-h/good.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324533172564164018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 132px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSKtbl4fbI/AAAAAAAAACQ/_K1YFMsa1Es/s320/good.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;In black you can&lt;br /&gt;read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white&lt;br /&gt;letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that&lt;br /&gt;good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, what do you&lt;br /&gt;see?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSK-zw4McI/AAAAAAAAACY/7QBHeQYZSLs/s1600-h/optical+illusion.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324533471110508994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 84px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSK-zw4McI/AAAAAAAAACY/7QBHeQYZSLs/s320/optical+illusion.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may not see it&lt;br /&gt;at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads&lt;br /&gt;the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an&lt;br /&gt;optical illusion?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you see&lt;br /&gt;here?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSLHBK3QPI/AAAAAAAAACg/C8Y78tgS_Sk/s1600-h/teach+learn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324533612148113650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 229px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSLHBK3QPI/AAAAAAAAACg/C8Y78tgS_Sk/s320/teach+learn.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is quite&lt;br /&gt;tricky! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The word TEACH&lt;br /&gt;reflects as LEARN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last one.&lt;br /&gt;What do you see?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSLVmjGwkI/AAAAAAAAACo/LkWnxB9jvts/s1600-h/me+and+you.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324533862700073538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 194px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSLVmjGwkI/AAAAAAAAACo/LkWnxB9jvts/s320/me+and+you.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;You probably read&lt;br /&gt;the word ME in brown, but.......&lt;br /&gt;when you look through ME&lt;br /&gt;you will see YOU!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5235954068686691263?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5235954068686691263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-do-you-see.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5235954068686691263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5235954068686691263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-do-you-see.html' title='What do you see?'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeSKtbl4fbI/AAAAAAAAACQ/_K1YFMsa1Es/s72-c/good.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-7616011313651108969</id><published>2009-04-13T19:08:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T22:57:50.668+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Singapore Gals Can Never Win Pageant...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;Dear All this is funny...hope u enjoy it :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;level education or higher was because of the following incident which&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;being asked simple questions:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss USA: Lamp&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Malaysia: Light bulb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Singapore: LADIO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;starting with the letter 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss USA: Lion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Malaysia: Leopard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Singapore: LABBIT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judge: No, no, no!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss USA: Lexus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judge: Oh my God!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the letter 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss USA: Lemon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Malaysia: Lychee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L',&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they decided to give her another chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;letter 'L'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss USA: Lung (applause)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss Singapore: LAN CHIAU !!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Judges fainted..!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-7616011313651108969?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/7616011313651108969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/why-singapore-gals-can-never-win.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7616011313651108969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7616011313651108969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/why-singapore-gals-can-never-win.html' title='Why Singapore Gals Can Never Win Pageant...'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5587849763572238999</id><published>2009-04-12T16:31:00.006+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T13:03:16.657+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stretch Your Brain...</title><content type='html'>Pretty Cool !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Try this out...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;This&lt;br /&gt;is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read out loud&lt;br /&gt;the text inside the triangle below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeGn31sOJfI/AAAAAAAAACE/-qWpYvfyfy0/s1600-h/stretch+triangle.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323720812275836402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeGn31sOJfI/AAAAAAAAACE/-qWpYvfyfy0/s320/stretch+triangle.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeGnSmk8kyI/AAAAAAAAAB8/1PBwS5lKxtw/s1600-h/cool+juggling.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;color:black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:13;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;More than likely&lt;br /&gt;you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! and. ....... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;if this IS what&lt;br /&gt;YOU said, then you failed to see&lt;br /&gt;that the word THE is repeated twice!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5587849763572238999?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5587849763572238999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/stretch-your-brain.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5587849763572238999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5587849763572238999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/stretch-your-brain.html' title='Stretch Your Brain...'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SeGn31sOJfI/AAAAAAAAACE/-qWpYvfyfy0/s72-c/stretch+triangle.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5167626105198573837</id><published>2009-04-10T19:17:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T08:12:17.285+08:00</updated><title type='text'>This time...Happy Birthday JunJie!</title><content type='html'>Pls do not take this song seriously, this is meant as a joke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tbf5-J1dxV4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tbf5-J1dxV4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;left&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/images/34f.gif"  alt="zwani.com myspace graphic comments" border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zwani.com/graphics/happy_birthday/" target="_blank"&gt;Graphics for Happy Birthday Comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/left&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muhahahahaha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5167626105198573837?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5167626105198573837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-timehappy-birthday-junjie.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5167626105198573837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5167626105198573837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-timehappy-birthday-junjie.html' title='This time...Happy Birthday JunJie!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5264696683261907528</id><published>2009-04-09T19:21:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T19:42:12.151+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Birthday Danielle =)</title><content type='html'>Here's a birthday song for you:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m78l28tcIE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m78l28tcIE0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" 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href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-birthday-danielle.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5264696683261907528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5264696683261907528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-birthday-danielle.html' title='Happy Birthday Danielle =)'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-8904745363713293538</id><published>2009-04-09T19:08:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T08:12:37.668+08:00</updated><title type='text'>English Vs Singlish</title><content type='html'>&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WIDTH: 285.9pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="381" border="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 68.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 68.25pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="center"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14;color:#33ccff;"&gt;English&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 68.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="center"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14;color:#33ccff;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="center"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14;color:#33ccff;"&gt;Singlish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="center"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 1"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Hello, here is my passport. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Nah. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 2"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Where do I go to collect my luggage? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Take bag go where, ah? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-yfti-irow: 3"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;You mean chewing gum is prohibited in Singapore? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Gum cannot, meh? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 4"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;I’m being fined? Oh dear. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Kena saman? Die, lah. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-yfti-irow: 5"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;What shall we have for dinner this evening? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Tonight eat what, ah? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 6"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;I’m open to suggestions. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Anything also can. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 7"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Do you have a reservation? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;You early-early call, not? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 8"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Yes, it’s reserved under the name “Tan”. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;My name ‘Tan’! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-yfti-irow: 9"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Please wait a moment while we attend to your table. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Your name ‘Tan’, so you ‘tan’ here awhile, can? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 10"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;This way to your table, please. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Come! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 11"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;What would you recommend? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Here got what, ah? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-yfti-irow: 12"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Our speciality is fine European haute cuisine. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 41.7pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Ang mor makan, lor. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 13"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Would you recommend this dish? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;This dish how, ah? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 14"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;It’s alright. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Can, lah. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 15"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;The steak here is exceptional. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Here the steak is tok kong. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 16"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;We also have a fine selection of pasta. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Also got mee. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 17"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Perhaps the fettucine or linguine? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Mee pok, mee kia, also got. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 18"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Would you care to sample our desserts? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;You want lizard? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-yfti-irow: 19"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;May I have the bill, please? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 20.25pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;(mime signing cheque) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-yfti-irow: 20"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;The prices here are rather steep. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 21.45pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Wah, here damn ex, man. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 42.95pt; mso-yfti-irow: 21"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 42.95pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Next time, I’d rather eat at a hawker center. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 42.95pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;color:#33ccff;"   &gt;Go hawker center also better! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 44.8pt; mso-yfti-irow: 22; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 150.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 44.8pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="200" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"&gt;This belongs to me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 135.8pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; HEIGHT: 44.8pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; BACKGROUND-: solid windowtext .5ptcolor:transparent;" valign="top" width="181" &gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#33ccff;"&gt;This one my one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-8904745363713293538?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/8904745363713293538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/english-vs-singlish_475.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8904745363713293538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8904745363713293538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/english-vs-singlish_475.html' title='English Vs Singlish'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-7929810364078107297</id><published>2009-04-08T20:50:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T21:19:41.366+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch a bee!</title><content type='html'>Today was quite funny, a bee found its way to the class during lesson time.&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, you could imagine how it was like. The whole class was so chaotic(Cos of the girls)and Mr Tan was fanning away at the bee, unlike Mr Soh(SGPS Discipline master)who would just swat at them and step on them.(Eww gross Ryan's file got blood) The bee also came in during science lesson and this time, Weiling and Fiona were running around the class. Then later, during reading period, the bee came back to the class only to face its doom. Muhahahaha... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs Goh: Who is brave enough to kill the bee?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: Me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua took a badminton racket from Yangting, raised his hand and...smack! The bee was slammed out of the class. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs Goh: Thank you hero but please sit down now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the end of the lesson, Joshua went out of the class and...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: The bee not dead yet ar? I'm gonna kick it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jian Long: 你是不是有良心的？&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Joshua did not listen, he still went ahead and kicked the bee. It landed on its back and did a breakdance. (How cool is that?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then Marcus went to pick the bee up and it stung him on the finger. Ouch! Naughty Naughty bee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay I got a cute picture of a snail to go with the song wo niu that was in the previous post. Here it is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SdykNmzZphI/AAAAAAAAAB0/i0GoUqUl1dk/s1600-h/Photo0128.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SdykNmzZphI/AAAAAAAAAB0/i0GoUqUl1dk/s320/Photo0128.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322309413306476050" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-7929810364078107297?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/7929810364078107297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/ouch-bee.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7929810364078107297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7929810364078107297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/ouch-bee.html' title='Ouch a bee!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SdykNmzZphI/AAAAAAAAAB0/i0GoUqUl1dk/s72-c/Photo0128.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6453503858028975010</id><published>2009-04-03T18:40:00.006+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T22:06:25.635+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Podcast! Podcast! Podcast!</title><content type='html'>Today was the most &lt;s&gt;enjoyable&lt;/s&gt; embarrasing day of my secondary school life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the morning, a podcast which was done by me, Andris &amp; Rainer was being broadcasted for the whole school...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andris: Why are you still using that stupid Ipod of yours?  It is so outdated already!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: What to do?  I have no money to buy a new one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andris: Well...You may not have to buy one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: What do you mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andris: NSPC(National Schools Podcast Competition) is organising a podcast competition and the first prize is an Ipod Nano.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: What is a podcast? Is it a sport? I very bad at sports leh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andris: No. Have you ever listened to the Mr Brown show?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: Yes! He's amazing! I'm his biggest fan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andris: So do you want to join?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: Yes! I want to join. But...how?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rainer: You may be simple or smart. You may be superman in disguise.......(I forgot the rest)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah that was about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ooh yeah for chinese lesson on Wednesday, 刘老师 made us listen to two songs.&lt;br /&gt;Here they are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EAYTKkx4cIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EAYTKkx4cIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wdhk-7nQfE8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wdhk-7nQfE8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's an alternate version of 蜗牛.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNOYIFrWyNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNOYIFrWyNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6453503858028975010?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6453503858028975010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/podcast-podcast-podcast.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6453503858028975010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6453503858028975010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/04/podcast-podcast-podcast.html' title='Podcast! Podcast! Podcast!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5661716841965421609</id><published>2009-03-28T14:39:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T19:33:18.406+08:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL</title><content type='html'>Had a terrible day today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just came home after having a terrible haircut and i am posting now since it's my free time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got back my EZ-link card yesterday and I looked t...t...terrible in the photo!!!&lt;br /&gt;I can't believe it, they used my p6 photograph!!!&lt;br /&gt;And furthermore, the picture is sooo bright!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay enough of the exclamation marks lets talk about something funnier, like what happened on thursday CME period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr Tan walks into class and stands in front of the whiteboard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: Where're your manners?(Mr tan's favourite sentence.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Mr Tan pushed Joshua to the front of the class and asked him to tell the class to shut up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua: Ooi quiet lah everyone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then later Mr Tan off the fans again cos we were making noise and he asked us to stand up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After 15 mins or so, everyone started fanning himself/herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr Tan: Stop fanning lah you all think I not hot is it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: Hahahahaahahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr Tan: I mean feeling hot not the other hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Mr Tan is not that innocent after all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lol. I'll end here then.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5661716841965421609?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5661716841965421609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/lol.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5661716841965421609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5661716841965421609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/lol.html' title='LOL'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-8998012105606550661</id><published>2009-03-25T19:01:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T15:08:51.796+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The return of the orange.</title><content type='html'>Hi Friends, half eaten orange is back!!!&lt;br /&gt;Nothing much to say so this post will be short.&lt;br /&gt;Yay, for science lesson today, we went to the com lab. After finishing our assignment, we got to play with the com. Btw, here is a song to help you remember the first ten elements of the periodic table:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/48uRRZUumWg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/48uRRZUumWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There you go.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-8998012105606550661?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/8998012105606550661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/return-of-orange.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8998012105606550661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8998012105606550661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/return-of-orange.html' title='The return of the orange.'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-1609064290494268673</id><published>2009-03-21T08:51:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T19:12:56.167+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ending with a bang!</title><content type='html'>YAY! I just came back from my infocomm camp yesterday. Damn fun sia but also damn tiring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets see what happened:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On thursday morning, Gang Hao made us exercise until damn siao and my legs were aching.&lt;br /&gt;Then, we went for our amazing race. (I missed my dental appointment cos of that)&lt;br /&gt;We were supposed to complete at least 12 items and return on time.&lt;br /&gt;The amazing race lasted for around 9 hours.(The time Daniel's group returned)&lt;br /&gt;And the Sec ones were very unlucky.&lt;br /&gt;They were seperated from each other.&lt;br /&gt;But at least it was fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The group decided to go to Toa Payoh central's shop n save to get 10 itms which cost $10 in total and I was like OMG cos my mum was shopping at that time. So unlucky sia.&lt;br /&gt;After that, we went to United Square to play the donut thingy.&lt;br /&gt;We had to toss the donut and someone had to catch it.&lt;br /&gt;Nobody wanted to pay for the donut.&lt;br /&gt;Fortunately, later Amanda was willing to pay for it.&lt;br /&gt;Then we went to Novena to eat our lunch.(This is Gang Hao's idea)&lt;br /&gt;We spent around 30 mins or much longer to find Kopitiam.&lt;br /&gt;Somemore the food so yucky.&lt;br /&gt;Nevermind bout that, something embarrasing happened that day.&lt;br /&gt;WE WERE CHASED OUT OF THE NATIONAL LIBRARY!!!&lt;br /&gt;They said the group b4 us created a lot of noise.&lt;br /&gt;Not our fault rite?&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah we went to HMV in Heeren.&lt;br /&gt;The group kana scolding cos one of them brought the CD from upstairs to downstairs.&lt;br /&gt;Good thing I was in another section so I avoided being scolded.&lt;br /&gt;Then we went to other places for the amazing race but I cannot remember the rest.&lt;br /&gt;And could u imagine our group came in first!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And u know what we had for dinner?&lt;br /&gt;We had pizza!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sounds appetizing rite?&lt;br /&gt;Wrong!!!&lt;br /&gt;We could only eat three slices and I was soo hungry throughout the nite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then at night, we were dispatched into groups for the night walk.&lt;br /&gt;I had to partner Shi Huan( A sec 3 guy)&lt;br /&gt;During the walk, he go and hold my hand so tightly and keep saying "I'm a man, I'm a man"&lt;br /&gt;But the worst thing was, he asked me to repeat after him and my throat went dry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, we watched a horror movie but i feel it is so boring it makes no sense at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 1.30 a.m, they asked us to go to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;But I couldn't.&lt;br /&gt;The sleeping bag was so hot and I was sooo thirsty.&lt;br /&gt;At least there was some company...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next morning, Gang Hao made us execise some more b4 eating breakfast.&lt;br /&gt;Then we had to clean up the Mac Lab.&lt;br /&gt;After that we played water bomb.&lt;br /&gt;And the DM of infocomm club sprayed water at me using a hose, drenching me frm head to toe.&lt;br /&gt;I threw a bag of water at him after that.&lt;br /&gt;Haha, so fun. My clothes were so wet that my underwear changed colour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later, I went to change after which I went to the Mac Lab to play the com.&lt;br /&gt;Then I went home and had pizza for lunch again.&lt;br /&gt;HAHAHAHA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reflection of the day: Teamwork is very important!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-1609064290494268673?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/1609064290494268673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/ending-with-bang.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1609064290494268673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1609064290494268673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/ending-with-bang.html' title='Ending with a bang!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-5088204078039375248</id><published>2009-03-15T07:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T07:45:17.613+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbxBhyltvaI/AAAAAAAAABs/vugx7b98dC0/s1600-h/CUTE+DOGGY.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313193709161790882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbxBhyltvaI/AAAAAAAAABs/vugx7b98dC0/s320/CUTE+DOGGY.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-5088204078039375248?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/5088204078039375248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5088204078039375248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/5088204078039375248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbxBhyltvaI/AAAAAAAAABs/vugx7b98dC0/s72-c/CUTE+DOGGY.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-7659216128034731593</id><published>2009-03-13T16:44:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T22:04:55.532+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;Okay I'm like soooooo tired today cos of the cross country run today. Only one good thing was dismissed at 10'o clock. Haha, I can't believe that I had my lunch for 30 mins in AMK Hub.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My hands are quite pain(or okay already lah)today. You wanna know why??? You wanna know why??? Okay let me tell you what happened......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once upon a time, there was a lady named Mrs Kumar and two boys named Joel and Kelvin. One day, the two boys were walking towards the mobile toilet in Bishan Park 1. They saw Mrs Kumar and Mrs Kumar saw them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs Kumar: Hey boys can you both help me open the toilet door?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel: What u want me to do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs K: Just pull the string thingy out. (That's my own language)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I pull and pull but nothing happen!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aiyaa stupid story I won't continue lah!!!&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I totally hated today's cross country, the field was so muddy and i saw two pupils vomiting today. (Eww...Gross!!! One of them vomited rice.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too grossed out to say anymore......&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-7659216128034731593?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/7659216128034731593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/okay-im-like-soooooo-tired-today-cos-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7659216128034731593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/7659216128034731593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/okay-im-like-soooooo-tired-today-cos-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-4455431402933076164</id><published>2009-03-12T15:42:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T15:57:44.221+08:00</updated><title type='text'>WARNING!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/Sbi9qS7GKqI/AAAAAAAAABk/fLiEa9v--sQ/s1600-h/warning_1.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312204294815361698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 313px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 148px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/Sbi9qS7GKqI/AAAAAAAAABk/fLiEa9v--sQ/s320/warning_1.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; These are the rules for using my chatbox:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;No offensive posts or personal attacks.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;No spamming. (Or I will ban you!!!)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;No using of fictitious names or other people's name.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;No vulgarities and nonsensical suggestions.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;So and so may think that these posts are humorous, but I want to tell you that they are downright disgusting, distasteful and degrading. Therefore, refrain from posting such posts. You know who you are and I mean business.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you really hate this blog, &lt;a href="javascript:window.close()"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-4455431402933076164?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/4455431402933076164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/warning.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4455431402933076164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4455431402933076164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/warning.html' title='WARNING!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/Sbi9qS7GKqI/AAAAAAAAABk/fLiEa9v--sQ/s72-c/warning_1.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-8296650106048630669</id><published>2009-03-10T16:05:00.008+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T19:24:12.432+08:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG!</title><content type='html'>Ok, I've not been posting in quite a long time. Anyway, I had D&amp;amp;T today. My teacher, Mr Loke gave each of us a piece of acrylic (If you do not know what it is, it is hard plastic.) and asked us to draw our chosen idea on it before cutting it. I was like drawing for nearly the whole period and then i went to show the teacher. Omg! He said: " You freehand draw is it? Not same size leh. I give you a piece of paper you draw one side on it, cut it out and draw on the acrylic."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was like "Omg I have to redo it? Should have tell me earlier mah, don't waste my effort leh."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, here's a picture of my prototype:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbYlY3Yz6EI/AAAAAAAAABc/qClEQFAZCmw/s1600-h/DSCF0182.JPG"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311473919645182018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbYlY3Yz6EI/AAAAAAAAABc/qClEQFAZCmw/s320/DSCF0182.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, this is a pencil &amp;amp; feedback form holder. I know that this does not look like it, but I'm not good in art so you can't blame me right? Isn't it right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore, today Mr Tan call us 1/8(Normal Technical) instead of 1/2(Express).&lt;br /&gt;Everyone so offended.  They shouted:"Ooi Mr Tan we 1/2 lah, u hurt our feelings you know?"&lt;br /&gt;But I think Mr Tan very unreasonable today.  Why do I say that?  Mr Tan off all the fans in the classroom and made us stand. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mr Tan :  If you all don't stop talking, I won't on the fan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everyone: Oi shhh!  Quiet lah Jovan!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mr Tan: I see someone smiling, I will not on the fan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everyone: Wah lao eh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jian long: Stop it lah!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This went on and on and on until grumpy Mr Tan was satisfied and he ........&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think you can guess the rest on your own.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, I think I will post a question posed to me via SMS. Here it is:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who says English is easy? Fill in the bracket with a yes or no.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(_)I don't have a brain!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please note: This message was sent by my pri school friend, Joseph aka Jojo&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thats all for today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-8296650106048630669?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/8296650106048630669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/omg.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8296650106048630669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/8296650106048630669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/omg.html' title='OMG!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SbYlY3Yz6EI/AAAAAAAAABc/qClEQFAZCmw/s72-c/DSCF0182.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-4558374027027086691</id><published>2009-03-05T19:01:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T19:50:58.277+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back!!!</title><content type='html'>Hi people I'm back! Sorry i did not update for so long. Okay, something very embarrassing happened during computer lesson yesterday. I went into my blog and it started autoplaying the first song on my blog and it blared through the speakers. By the way, if you don't know what the first song is, it is "Touch my body". Good thing teacher never hear it, if not I would have been......(I don't wanna think bout it now). Oh, and nearly half the class turned around and looked at my com. So embarrasing. So bad the com got no volume control so I quickly exited the website.   If you don't know how it sounds like, here it is:&lt;div style="width:300px;"&gt;&lt;object width="300" height="110"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/NXbzxyaPqI/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/NXbzxyaPqI/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="110" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#E6E6E6;padding:1px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float:left;padding:4px 4px 0 0;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.imeem.com/embedsearch/E6E6E6/" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;form method="post" action="http://www.imeem.com/embedsearch/" style="margin:0;padding:0;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="EmbedSearchBox" /&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Search" style="font-size:12px;" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding-top:3px;"&gt;&lt;a 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-4558374027027086691?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/4558374027027086691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/im-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4558374027027086691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4558374027027086691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/03/im-back.html' title='I&apos;m Back!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-4300422313758476921</id><published>2009-02-27T15:56:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T15:56:12.115+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bak Chor Mee Stall CCTV</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2006/05/18/bak-chor-mee-stall-cctv/&gt;Bak Chor Mee Stall CCTV&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posted using &lt;a href="http://sharethis.com"&gt;ShareThis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-4300422313758476921?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/4300422313758476921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/bak-chor-mee-stall-cctv.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4300422313758476921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4300422313758476921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/bak-chor-mee-stall-cctv.html' title='Bak Chor Mee Stall CCTV'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-1999495138606121497</id><published>2009-02-27T15:37:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T19:12:51.742+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing to do......</title><content type='html'>Ok maybe i'm really that freking bored now, thats why i'm blogging.  Ooh and today something funny happened. The girls wanted to go to the toilet to change so they had to ask the malay teacher for permission.  They had to say "Boleh saya pergi ke tandas?(May i go to the toilet?)"  But halfway through they forgot the sentence and had to go back to their seats and memorize the sentence.  Then Joshua said "Aiya, it is boleh saya pergi ke tandas makan tayi la!(go toilet eat faeces).  Ooh and somebody's name was read into vanilla, i do not want to mention names. And like usual Vanessa's name was being made fun of by Joshua. He sometimes called her vah-nee-sah and sometime lye-sa(It means bra in hokkien.Did i spell it wrongly? Nevertheless, it sounds like vanessa.) Above this post is the podcasts link. Listen to it.  It is a bit funny n silly.  I'll end here.  Have a nice weekend everybody!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-1999495138606121497?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/1999495138606121497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/nothing-to-do.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1999495138606121497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1999495138606121497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/nothing-to-do.html' title='Nothing to do......'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-421681085847614770</id><published>2009-02-26T16:01:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T16:13:08.883+08:00</updated><title type='text'>And now I hate it</title><content type='html'>This is going way too far!  It has been raining for 3 consecutive days and now my socks stinks.  Good thing i brought my umbrella, if not later drenched from head to toe, left to right, up to down, top to bottom and finally side to side.  Too lorso hor?  Haiyo, I indirectly mean soaked to the skin la!  Yay i did not fail my common test, lucky me.  Oh and here's another video. &lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VzJRGajjuaU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VzJRGajjuaU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-421681085847614770?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/421681085847614770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-now-i-hate-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/421681085847614770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/421681085847614770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-now-i-hate-it.html' title='And now I hate it'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-4225136653310587592</id><published>2009-02-24T16:15:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T16:27:06.080+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rain rain rain! I love it!</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;How I wished the rain started earlier, then i wont have my PE.  Anyway, it was still okay.  Today I come home very early so I can start blogging. YAY!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, and here is a video of singapore.  Kinda like history...  But dont worry, it is quite funny.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-z5s2JabY"&gt;&lt;em&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-z5s2JabY&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Here you go. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-4225136653310587592?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/4225136653310587592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/rain-rain-rain-i-love-it.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4225136653310587592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/4225136653310587592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/rain-rain-rain-i-love-it.html' title='Rain rain rain! I love it!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-6817921136761083187</id><published>2009-02-23T19:16:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T19:28:55.781+08:00</updated><title type='text'>So late!!!</title><content type='html'>Ok, like i came home so late today(or at least later than usual)all because of the ex-president of infocomm club.  He kept talking about how he started infocomm club, how much he loves it.......&lt;br /&gt;He rattled on and on and on until 6.10 p.m.  You know how late is it or not?  It is supposed to end at 5.15 p.m. leh!!!  Today also have a lot of homework.  So bad for me.  I also did badly for my letter writing.  I think I'm in trouble........&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my show is starting.  I'll end here then.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-6817921136761083187?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/6817921136761083187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-late.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6817921136761083187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/6817921136761083187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-late.html' title='So late!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8647284009057074876.post-1863405315445903796</id><published>2009-02-22T13:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-22T13:42:23.818+08:00</updated><title type='text'>WORK! WORK! WORK!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SaDjLz6vBDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/a4_puIEPxBw/s1600-h/DSCF0176.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305490153097069618" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SaDjLz6vBDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/a4_puIEPxBw/s320/DSCF0176.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;Aiyo, teachers gave me so much homework. First, my math teacher gave 2 worksheets comprising of more than forty questions each. Then my geog teacher asked me to take pictures of landforms in Singapore. This is a picture taken outside a church. Beware, it is infested with rats!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;I miss my friends from St.Gab. Hope to see them soon. Maybe I will meet them on teacher's day I guess.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8647284009057074876-1863405315445903796?l=halfeatenorange.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/feeds/1863405315445903796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/work-work-work.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1863405315445903796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8647284009057074876/posts/default/1863405315445903796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://halfeatenorange.blogspot.com/2009/02/work-work-work.html' title='WORK! WORK! WORK!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11988434598553784280</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tDXLmSdoWVE/SaDjLz6vBDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/a4_puIEPxBw/s72-c/DSCF0176.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
