What should I name this post...? Oh yeah! IPW!!!
Sunday, April 26, 2009 5:55 PM
Today very fun...
We went to Cheng Yang's house to do our IPW...
Here's a picture of our little host (Cheng Yang):
Yeah I know our little host looks stupid so please bear with him (Cheng Yang)...
Ps: I did not post his picture for internet safety...
And guess what his mother bought for us for lunch...
______ rice (Ya know...Zhao Wei's favourite...)
Ok Ok the answer is...
......................................
Chicken rice!!!
Lame I know...
Then we had a "who eats chicken rice the fastest" competition and guess who won?
- Zhao Wei
- Rainer Kwan
- Nhien
- Cheng Yang
- Me!!!
So bad... It wasn't me... The winner was Nhien...
After eating we went to play table tennis..So fun!
And Cheng Yang is so gonna get it from me in school tomorrow...
I nearly got lost while searching for the seven eleven bus stop!!!
Well, that's all for 2day...
What old people do for fun
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 7:03 PM
Happy Birthday Niamy!
Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:42 AM
What do you see?
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 9:02 PM
What do you see?
In black you can
read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white
letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that
good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil).
Now, what do you
see?
You may not see it
at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads
the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an
optical illusion?
What do you see
here?
This one is quite
tricky!
The word TEACH
reflects as LEARN.
Last one.
What do you see?
You probably read
the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME
you will see YOU!
Why Singapore Gals Can Never Win Pageant...
Monday, April 13, 2009 7:08 PM
Dear All this is funny...hope u enjoy it :DOne of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has
always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary
level education or higher was because of the following incident which
occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe
Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are
being asked simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal
starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to
determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided
that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L',
they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the
letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CHIAU !!!
The Judges fainted..!!!
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Stretch Your Brain...
Sunday, April 12, 2009 4:31 PM
Pretty Cool !
Try this out...
This
is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.
Read out loud
the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely
you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! and. .......
if this IS what
YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
This time...Happy Birthday JunJie!
Friday, April 10, 2009 7:17 PM
Happy Birthday Danielle =)
Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:21 PM
English Vs Singlish
7:08 PM
English |
Singlish
|
Hello, here is my passport. | Nah. |
Where do I go to collect my luggage? | Take bag go where, ah? |
You mean chewing gum is prohibited in Singapore? | Gum cannot, meh? |
I’m being fined? Oh dear. | Kena saman? Die, lah. |
What shall we have for dinner this evening? | Tonight eat what, ah? |
I’m open to suggestions. | Anything also can. |
Do you have a reservation? | You early-early call, not? |
Yes, it’s reserved under the name “Tan”. | My name ‘Tan’! |
Please wait a moment while we attend to your table. | Your name ‘Tan’, so you ‘tan’ here awhile, can? |
This way to your table, please. | Come! |
What would you recommend? | Here got what, ah? |
Our speciality is fine European haute cuisine. | Ang mor makan, lor. |
Would you recommend this dish? | This dish how, ah? |
It’s alright. | Can, lah. |
The steak here is exceptional. | Here the steak is tok kong. |
We also have a fine selection of pasta. | Also got mee. |
Perhaps the fettucine or linguine? | Mee pok, mee kia, also got. |
Would you care to sample our desserts? | You want lizard? |
May I have the bill, please? | (mime signing cheque) |
The prices here are rather steep. | Wah, here damn ex, man. |
Next time, I’d rather eat at a hawker center. | Go hawker center also better! |
This belongs to me. | This one my one. |
Ouch a bee!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 8:50 PM
Today was quite funny, a bee found its way to the class during lesson time.
Yeah, you could imagine how it was like. The whole class was so chaotic(Cos of the girls)and Mr Tan was fanning away at the bee, unlike Mr Soh(SGPS Discipline master)who would just swat at them and step on them.(Eww gross Ryan's file got blood) The bee also came in during science lesson and this time, Weiling and Fiona were running around the class. Then later, during reading period, the bee came back to the class only to face its doom. Muhahahaha...
Mrs Goh: Who is brave enough to kill the bee?
Joshua: Me!
Joshua took a badminton racket from Yangting, raised his hand and...smack! The bee was slammed out of the class.
Mrs Goh: Thank you hero but please sit down now.
At the end of the lesson, Joshua went out of the class and...
Joshua: The bee not dead yet ar? I'm gonna kick it.
Jian Long: 你是不是有良心的？
But Joshua did not listen, he still went ahead and kicked the bee. It landed on its back and did a breakdance. (How cool is that?)
Then Marcus went to pick the bee up and it stung him on the finger. Ouch! Naughty Naughty bee!
Yay I got a cute picture of a snail to go with the song wo niu that was in the previous post. Here it is:
Podcast! Podcast! Podcast!
Friday, April 3, 2009 6:40 PM
