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LOL
Saturday, March 28, 2009 2:39 PM

Had a terrible day today.

Just came home after having a terrible haircut and i am posting now since it's my free time.

I got back my EZ-link card yesterday and I looked t...t...terrible in the photo!!!
I can't believe it, they used my p6 photograph!!!
And furthermore, the picture is sooo bright!!!

Okay enough of the exclamation marks lets talk about something funnier, like what happened on thursday CME period.

Mr Tan walks into class and stands in front of the whiteboard.

Joshua: Where're your manners?(Mr tan's favourite sentence.)

So Mr Tan pushed Joshua to the front of the class and asked him to tell the class to shut up.

Joshua: Ooi quiet lah everyone!

Then later Mr Tan off the fans again cos we were making noise and he asked us to stand up.

After 15 mins or so, everyone started fanning himself/herself.

Mr Tan: Stop fanning lah you all think I not hot is it?

Everyone: Hahahahaahahahahaha

Mr Tan: I mean feeling hot not the other hot.

So Mr Tan is not that innocent after all.

Lol. I'll end here then.

The return of the orange.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 7:01 PM

Hi Friends, half eaten orange is back!!!
Nothing much to say so this post will be short.
Yay, for science lesson today, we went to the com lab. After finishing our assignment, we got to play with the com. Btw, here is a song to help you remember the first ten elements of the periodic table:







There you go.

Ending with a bang!
Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:51 AM

YAY! I just came back from my infocomm camp yesterday. Damn fun sia but also damn tiring.

Lets see what happened:

On thursday morning, Gang Hao made us exercise until damn siao and my legs were aching.
Then, we went for our amazing race. (I missed my dental appointment cos of that)
We were supposed to complete at least 12 items and return on time.
The amazing race lasted for around 9 hours.(The time Daniel's group returned)
And the Sec ones were very unlucky.
They were seperated from each other.
But at least it was fun.

The group decided to go to Toa Payoh central's shop n save to get 10 itms which cost $10 in total and I was like OMG cos my mum was shopping at that time. So unlucky sia.
After that, we went to United Square to play the donut thingy.
We had to toss the donut and someone had to catch it.
Nobody wanted to pay for the donut.
Fortunately, later Amanda was willing to pay for it.
Then we went to Novena to eat our lunch.(This is Gang Hao's idea)
We spent around 30 mins or much longer to find Kopitiam.
Somemore the food so yucky.
Nevermind bout that, something embarrasing happened that day.
WE WERE CHASED OUT OF THE NATIONAL LIBRARY!!!
They said the group b4 us created a lot of noise.
Not our fault rite?
Oh yeah we went to HMV in Heeren.
The group kana scolding cos one of them brought the CD from upstairs to downstairs.
Good thing I was in another section so I avoided being scolded.
Then we went to other places for the amazing race but I cannot remember the rest.
And could u imagine our group came in first!!!

And u know what we had for dinner?
We had pizza!!!
Sounds appetizing rite?
Wrong!!!
We could only eat three slices and I was soo hungry throughout the nite.

Then at night, we were dispatched into groups for the night walk.
I had to partner Shi Huan( A sec 3 guy)
During the walk, he go and hold my hand so tightly and keep saying "I'm a man, I'm a man"
But the worst thing was, he asked me to repeat after him and my throat went dry.

Then, we watched a horror movie but i feel it is so boring it makes no sense at all.

At 1.30 a.m, they asked us to go to sleep.
But I couldn't.
The sleeping bag was so hot and I was sooo thirsty.
At least there was some company...

The next morning, Gang Hao made us execise some more b4 eating breakfast.
Then we had to clean up the Mac Lab.
After that we played water bomb.
And the DM of infocomm club sprayed water at me using a hose, drenching me frm head to toe.
I threw a bag of water at him after that.
Haha, so fun. My clothes were so wet that my underwear changed colour.

Later, I went to change after which I went to the Mac Lab to play the com.
Then I went home and had pizza for lunch again.
HAHAHAHA.

Reflection of the day: Teamwork is very important!!!

Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:42 AM



Friday, March 13, 2009 4:44 PM

Okay I'm like soooooo tired today cos of the cross country run today. Only one good thing was dismissed at 10'o clock. Haha, I can't believe that I had my lunch for 30 mins in AMK Hub.

My hands are quite pain(or okay already lah)today. You wanna know why??? You wanna know why??? Okay let me tell you what happened......

Once upon a time, there was a lady named Mrs Kumar and two boys named Joel and Kelvin. One day, the two boys were walking towards the mobile toilet in Bishan Park 1. They saw Mrs Kumar and Mrs Kumar saw them.


Mrs Kumar: Hey boys can you both help me open the toilet door?

Joel: What u want me to do?

Mrs K: Just pull the string thingy out. (That's my own language)

So I pull and pull but nothing happen!

Aiyaa stupid story I won't continue lah!!!
Anyway, I totally hated today's cross country, the field was so muddy and i saw two pupils vomiting today. (Eww...Gross!!! One of them vomited rice.)

Too grossed out to say anymore......

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:42 PM

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OMG!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:05 PM

Ok, I've not been posting in quite a long time. Anyway, I had D&T today. My teacher, Mr Loke gave each of us a piece of acrylic (If you do not know what it is, it is hard plastic.) and asked us to draw our chosen idea on it before cutting it. I was like drawing for nearly the whole period and then i went to show the teacher. Omg! He said: " You freehand draw is it? Not same size leh. I give you a piece of paper you draw one side on it, cut it out and draw on the acrylic."

I was like "Omg I have to redo it? Should have tell me earlier mah, don't waste my effort leh."

Anyway, here's a picture of my prototype:


By the way, this is a pencil & feedback form holder. I know that this does not look like it, but I'm not good in art so you can't blame me right? Isn't it right?

Furthermore, today Mr Tan call us 1/8(Normal Technical) instead of 1/2(Express).
Everyone so offended. They shouted:"Ooi Mr Tan we 1/2 lah, u hurt our feelings you know?"
But I think Mr Tan very unreasonable today. Why do I say that? Mr Tan off all the fans in the classroom and made us stand.

Mr Tan : If you all don't stop talking, I won't on the fan.

Everyone: Oi shhh! Quiet lah Jovan!

Mr Tan: I see someone smiling, I will not on the fan.

Everyone: Wah lao eh.

Jian long: Stop it lah!

This went on and on and on until grumpy Mr Tan was satisfied and he ........

I think you can guess the rest on your own.

Oh, I think I will post a question posed to me via SMS. Here it is:

Who says English is easy? Fill in the bracket with a yes or no.

(_)I don't have a brain!!!

Please note: This message was sent by my pri school friend, Joseph aka Jojo

Thats all for today.






I'm Back!!!
Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:01 PM

Hi people I'm back! Sorry i did not update for so long. Okay, something very embarrassing happened during computer lesson yesterday. I went into my blog and it started autoplaying the first song on my blog and it blared through the speakers. By the way, if you don't know what the first song is, it is "Touch my body". Good thing teacher never hear it, if not I would have been......(I don't wanna think bout it now). Oh, and nearly half the class turned around and looked at my com. So embarrasing. So bad the com got no volume control so I quickly exited the website. If you don't know how it sounds like, here it is:


That's all for now.



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