Oh damnit! Kena sabo! Last Sunday, I was debating whether to go for the home econs test... 想来想去，还是不知道，便打给林承洋先生。Haha, just playing with chinese... Anyways, here is the conversation...

Me: Hello? 请问我可以跟承洋讲话吗？

Person on the other line (His grandma): 哎呀不要烦他啦！他在做他的功课！！！

Then she hung up on me..

I was like OMG

So I SMS him

Me: Hello tmr u going home econ test or not?

Him: You go then I go.

Me: I think I not going.

Him: So you going or not?

LCY is so damn irritating!!!

Then later in the night i receive a message:

"To those pupils register 20 to 39, pls come to cook for the coursework tomorrow at 8am in the home econs room. Remember to bring your ingredients. Good Luck."

So I replied back "Must wear school uniform?"

After a super damn long time...

Reply: Yes. Btw, who are you?

OMG how does that person send an SMS to my number without even knowing my name????

Anyway I still went there... A few boys also came along but we waited for damn long, Mrs Kumar still never come, so they went to check with the general office...

Kena pranked, so damn angry.

Then some of us went to Mac to eat our breakfast...

Jian Long ordered a Mcflurry (I forgot how to spell) and Cheng Yang was talking some crap about Jian Long, saying later will get stomachache...

Is this post long? Cos its gonna end here...

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her
a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will
change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at
weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.